Salvete Juvents!

You are invited to a holy hour on Saturday, August 24th, with the reverend Father J. S. Conner at St. Joan of Arc Catholic Church in Oberlin, Louisiana at 6:00 P.M. We will have some food afterwards (probably pizza) and talk about why we revere the Blessed Virgin Mary. The ill-informed and ill-intentioned repeatedly attack the faithful on this matter using age-old arguments. Come here, be with Our Lord, and hang out with Father Conner and you will probably go home with grace. You will also return to the world with reasons for the hope that you share.

Address: 112 S. Seventh Avenue, Oberlin, LA 70655
Take Note: There is a 7th Street. Don't go on that street. Go to 7th AVENUE. I'm not saying I got lost the last time this happened, I'm just saying that you might get lost if you make this mistake.